Chances are if you're reading this you either
a) know me,
b) saw that infamous news story about me on t.v. or
c) are even more bored than me and have found yourself browsing all the Capeside home pages.
In any case, now that you're here, I'll try to provide at least a few solid minutes worth of entertainment. My football page includes some clips and highlights from last year's season and a team roster. My house painting page lets you know what I've been up to over the summer. So check it out. You're likely to find it more interesting than your geometry homework and less interesting than the Harry Potter books… for better or for worse, this is my site.
