Should You Vote for Pacey?
Trying to figure out what to do at the polls? Are you beginning to wonder if Pacey J. Witter is the candidate for you? Take this quiz and find out!
On the issue of gun control, you...
a) Are a card-carrying member of the NRA
b) Believe in gun safety locks, waiting periods, and banning of assault weapons.
c) prefer Laser Tag
On the issue of women's rights you...
a) are anti-choice
b) are pro-choice
c) liked the naked pregnant picture of Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair.
On the issue of the environment...
a) you thought "green" referred to cash
b) you regularly hug trees
c) Kobe Bryant has nothing on your field goal percentage for shooting crumbled up paper into the trash can.
On the issue of tax reform you...
a) strive to lower taxes
b) strive to tax the rich
c) Think that basic life necessities like your razor scooter should not have sales tax
On the issue of premarital sex you...
a) have never had sex
b) support teaching kids about safe sex
c) would like to more fully explore all the various possibilities of positions on this platform.
On the issue of gay/lesbian rights you...
a) think homosexuality is immoral
b) favor legalization of gay civil unions
c) love your gay friends
On the issue of crime you...
a) support the death penalty. Punish criminals!
b) Believe in second chances for first time offenders, and prefer rehab to prisons.
c) Really, really hate cops. Especially the ones you're related to.
On the issue of the evolutionist/creationist theories you…
a) think only the Bible's Creationist theory should be taught in schools.
b) Think only evolutionist theory should be taught in schools.
c) Think that only Fox Mulder's alien ice age theory (as seen in X-Files: The Movie) should be taught in schools.
On the issue of drugs you...
a) would impose tough penalties on drug users and dealers.
b) Favor legalization.
c) Don't have any on you.
Finally…
On the issue of this race, you've been thinking...
a) George W. Bush is pretty dumb, but at least he's not Al Gore.
b) Al Gore is pretty boring, but at least he's not George W. Bush.
c) Will election coverage pre-empt Buffy?
