Name: Jason M. Palmer

Job on the Creek: Writer’s Assistant/Enlightenment Guru

Birthplace: Diamond Bar, CA

Education: School of Hard Knocks

Hobbies: Hard Knocking

Career Goal: To have my genius recognized by the world. Or write for a television show.

Favorite Movie: “Rudy” – no, it’s not a joke.

Favorite TV show: Curb Your Enthusiasm or anything with Jillian Barberie

Favorite Saying: Where iz all my playazz at?!

Favorite DC episode or moment: Watching and re-watching the dailies from the James and Katie scene we reverently refer to as “The Offering”, in episode #301.

What you hope God says to you at the gates of Heaven: Can you fill in for a bit while I run to the restroom?