Name: Joe Ferroni

Job on the Creek: Script Coordinator, which means I have the distinct pleasure of being the first one to read (and read and read and read) each draft of each script that is written. And then I coordinate the HECK out of it.

Birthplace: Northern California

Education: UC Santa Barbara, 94-98, Art Studio (i.e. shenanigans)

Hobbies: Hanging with my Especíal Lady, playing with my dog Bean and cat Flanders, any BBQ-related activity, burning CDs, watching SpongeBob.

Career Goal: Getting paid to work hard, laugh my a** off and make other people laugh.

Favorite Movies: So I Married An Axe Murderer, The Jerk, South Park, Fight Club.

Favorite TV shows: I still love "Friends". I know, exile me to the land of the uncool… That being said, I'm also big on "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "The Sopranos" and "Scrubs". Oh, and how could I forget "The Golden Girls" and "Lizzie McGuire". Oh, man I am lame.

Favorite Writers: Chuck Palahniuk, Steve Martin

Favorite Saying: "Play it cool, Hot Shot" followed closely by "Don't feed me pee-pee and tell me it's Snapple".

Favorite Actor/Actress: Jack Black of Tenacious D is the ruler of the universe as far as I'm concerned. And don't get me started on my man-crush for Donald Faizon who plays Turk on "Scrubs". As for actresses, does Tina Fey count? So cute… with the glasses… and the funny… and that flippy hair thing…

Favorite DC episode or moment: Let's go with the second appearance of the director Todd telling Dawson: "You've still got balls kid." Runner up: When Clifton "Smallie" Smalls meets Jack and says "Jack. The homosexual. Nice to meet you."

What you hope God says to you at the gates of Heaven: "Please put on some pants." Or "I'm not gonna finish the rest of this pizza. You want it?"